You are an aspiring writer.

Tonight, you have writer's block. You sit in your dim office; the overhead light really needs replacing. But first, you will write something, no matter how bad. You close your eyes and type. Clackety clackety clack.

You open your eyes and read words on the screen:
It was a dark and stormy night.

You groan aloud and backspace rapidly. Kcalc, ytekcalc, ytekcalc.

You replace the offending words with:
He was a dark and stormy creature of the night.

It may be time to pick a genre. You decide to: